>Putting A G Rank Hypnoc In A Pitfall Trap And Knocking It Out (It Stays Still Like Its Dead)
>Throwing A Flash Bomb At A Velociprey That Was About To Jump On Me (It Gets Knocked Back???)
>A Damiyo Doing Its "Buisness" While Im Right In Front Of It (It Has No Shame)
>A Akantor Doing Its "Taunt" Attack About 7 Times In A Row (Seriously It Did This)
>Naruga In A Tree!?
>Shakalakas Jumping Out When You Bomb Right On Top Of Their Disguises (Doesnt Work On King Shakalaka)
>Bombing Yourself Off A Cliff (About Halfway You Randomly Start To Move Your Hands Up And Down)
>Those Depressed Stuff In The Desert Always Wanting To Attack You (I Think Its Called Apocero Or Something?)
>Akantor Flinging You To Outside Of The Battlegrounds (Also Know As The Akantor Glitch)
>Fatalis Stalking You While Its Flying At A Low Altitude (This Is Weird)
>Triple Pounding Your Friend With A Hammer And Watching Him Fly (Triangle, Triangle, Triangle. WHEEEEEEEEE!!!)
>Evading The Most Deadliest Attack! By Taking Out Your Spit (They Took This Out In 2G And Unite)
>Gypceros With A Broken Head Crest Desperatly Trying To Flash Us
>Getting Drunk In The Gathering Hall (Drink About 10 Drinks Or More To Get Drunk)
>Talking To Someone While Drunk Then Suddenly Becoming Sober Again (Man This Guy Must Have A Good Liver)
>Seeing Your Half-Loaded Friend At The Area He Is Going To Then Getting Knocked Back By A Monster Into The Previous Area When His Character Is Loaded (Thats Kinda Unfair)
>Lao Not Knowing That Your Actually Attacking It (It Probably Has No Brain)
>Akantor Blowing That Dark Wind Attack While Your In The Middle Of It Not Getting Affected
>Me Not Getting Attacked While Right In Front Of The Narugas Prowler Attack/Stance (What The?)
>Gypceros Fake Sleeping While Your Still Bashing Away At It (How Can He Stand That While Sleeping?)
>Gypceros Fake Sleeping While You Hack Its Skin With Your Carving Knife And Getting Some Carves
>Akantor Having A Break Up On The Rock Ledge (It Does This Just After You Die I Think)
>Laughing At A Poor Shock Trapped Gendrome (It Looks Spastic)
>Rathalos Struggling To Get Out Of Area 6 In Forest And Hills
>Tigrex Beating Its Wings (It Looks Really Tired)
>Taking Out Your Greatsword And Kicking (Why Would You Kick When You Have A Massively Oversized Blade)
>Constantly Throwing Sonic Bombs At A Diablos Thats Underground
>Constantly Throwing Sonic Bombs At A Plesioth
>Looking At A Chameleos (ITS EYES!!!, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIS EYES!!!!!?)
>Monsters Spotting You A Mile Way (Sure They Can See That Far)
>Monsters Spotting You While You Have That Sneak Skill And Your Sneaking (AREN'T YOU SNEAKING!?)
>Congalala Roaring From Its Butt (HOW TO HELL CAN YOU DO THAT?)
>Congalalas Infinite Supply Of Poo (That They Fling At You Every Second)
>Getting Territorial Dung From A Congalalas Tail (Man Thats One Un-Clean Congalala)
>That Random Red Small Guy Out In The Field Telling You To Get Lost (No Wonder He Has No Friends, LONER!)
>Blangos Appearing Out Of Nowhere In A Second When A Blangonga Roars (What Are They?, Implanted There?)
>The Village Cheif Speaking Gibberish
>Theres Actually No Other Hunters In The Village (Those People Said There Was)
>Running At Full Speed Then Taking Out Your Heavy Bowgun
>Doing A Hunting Horn Recital And Looking At The Hunter Holding It (Why Does He Have To Move So Much?)
>Watching Your Hulk Pig Ram You Down When Its Mad (Thats One Angry Pig)
>Eating A 2 Meter By 1 Meter Plate Of Food In About 4 Seconds Flat (........Woah)
>Your Hunter Card Having More Sides Than Two