i was poking congalala's butt using hunting horn for several times and farted me.

smelly!!!!

but it was funny!

I once flew up in the air thanks to a black blos horns and i didn't had any hp, and i was still flying and alive, then my friends used lifepowders and i was alive =OOOO
Killed a plessy while fishing him.
Shot a Yian Kut ku out of the air and he died under the cliff in f&h.
Killed 3 velocipreys and a velocidrome in 1hit.
Me and my friend playing king of the hill in F&H and i shot him with my gunlance he flyed trew the walls and ended up in the area next to it! =OOO

well uh... i found the garuga glitch out by myselve in mhf1 cuz i talked to that guy and then i had to eat, checked quest info, and 12 seconds left, and i went to the toillet, came back, quest complete!

My mind left me so i don't know more.

Hey Thats Actually Pretty Smart That Dual G Rank Rajan Tactic Thing

> The chief stripping herself example: scarf, hat, other but for some reason shes still wearing it....whats next knickers?
> Use the dual sword on a damyo's legs and watch it fall down as soon as it gets up
> Making a lazy fat shen gao ren fall down for 2 min by double inflaming all legs then use dragonator on all four
> Cogalalas but sticks out in a pit fall trap
>Not enough time to get all carves from lao shan
> tiny khezu Log: 336.6
> a limping plesioth (very rare but i can make it happen every time)
> breaking a plesioth fin while attacking its stomach
> elder dragons roaring twice
> monsters taunting in the middle of a battle to look hard
> tails falling inside walls
> metlyxs in area (i think it's 9) in forest and hill not seeing you until your about to attack
> Kirin an elder dragon???
> Carving a daora tail and getting daora shell?? the shells it's body
> gunlances ammo stops working when blade is blunt?
> Fatalis's lazyness
> A mini khezu's roar
> A gravios rolling around while dizzy
> Cheameloes takes ages to see you
> An enraged tigrex limping
> a Blangonga limping and looking backwards when your in front of it
> A monoblos dropping it's heart when it's horn gets stuck in the wall
> all people in the villages stand in the same spot with no home
> the village chiefs hat is so big that if she sits down she will be in a mini hut
> Killing a kut ku with onslaught in 10 seconds
> A giant explosive anti-dragon bomb not affecting you
> kut ku doesn't go enraged while it's ears are folded back
> owning a dual G rank rajang locked in rage mode with a lance, mega juice and guard up +3 while staying in a corner letting them attack each other.
> Dromes classified as bird wyvers
> A shogun staying on the ceiling for too long, when it falls down it starts eating because it forget's your there
> Cutting monster tails off with boomerang
> Finding random items
> Tigrex armor looks better then tigrex S
> the cat selling jack while you can just craft it next door
> Random ioprey in the fort
> Making a lao shan flinch by a kick
> Kenny oaf uses a x3 charge with akantor kingsword to kill a vespoid
> Your cat coming back alive

>Putting A G Rank Hypnoc In A Pitfall Trap And Knocking It Out (It Stays Still Like Its Dead)
>Throwing A Flash Bomb At A Velociprey That Was About To Jump On Me (It Gets Knocked Back???)
>A Damiyo Doing Its "Buisness" While Im Right In Front Of It (It Has No Shame)
>A Akantor Doing Its "Taunt" Attack About 7 Times In A Row (Seriously It Did This)
>Naruga In A Tree!?
>Shakalakas Jumping Out When You Bomb Right On Top Of Their Disguises (Doesnt Work On King Shakalaka)
>Bombing Yourself Off A Cliff (About Halfway You Randomly Start To Move Your Hands Up And Down)
>Those Depressed Stuff In The Desert Always Wanting To Attack You (I Think Its Called Apocero Or Something?)
>Akantor Flinging You To Outside Of The Battlegrounds (Also Know As The Akantor Glitch)
>Fatalis Stalking You While Its Flying At A Low Altitude (This Is Weird)
>Triple Pounding Your Friend With A Hammer And Watching Him Fly (Triangle, Triangle, Triangle. WHEEEEEEEEE!!!)
>Evading The Most Deadliest Attack! By Taking Out Your Spit (They Took This Out In 2G And Unite)
>Gypceros With A Broken Head Crest Desperatly Trying To Flash Us
>Getting Drunk In The Gathering Hall (Drink About 10 Drinks Or More To Get Drunk)
>Talking To Someone While Drunk Then Suddenly Becoming Sober Again (Man This Guy Must Have A Good Liver)
>Seeing Your Half-Loaded Friend At The Area He Is Going To Then Getting Knocked Back By A Monster Into The Previous Area When His Character Is Loaded (Thats Kinda Unfair)
>Lao Not Knowing That Your Actually Attacking It (It Probably Has No Brain)
>Akantor Blowing That Dark Wind Attack While Your In The Middle Of It Not Getting Affected
>Me Not Getting Attacked While Right In Front Of The Narugas Prowler Attack/Stance (What The?)
>Gypceros Fake Sleeping While Your Still Bashing Away At It (How Can He Stand That While Sleeping?)
>Gypceros Fake Sleeping While You Hack Its Skin With Your Carving Knife And Getting Some Carves
>Akantor Having A Break Up On The Rock Ledge (It Does This Just After You Die I Think)
>Laughing At A Poor Shock Trapped Gendrome (It Looks Spastic)
>Rathalos Struggling To Get Out Of Area 6 In Forest And Hills
>Tigrex Beating Its Wings (It Looks Really Tired)
>Taking Out Your Greatsword And Kicking (Why Would You Kick When You Have A Massively Oversized Blade)
>Constantly Throwing Sonic Bombs At A Diablos Thats Underground
>Constantly Throwing Sonic Bombs At A Plesioth
>Looking At A Chameleos (ITS EYES!!!, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIS EYES!!!!!?)
>Monsters Spotting You A Mile Way (Sure They Can See That Far)
>Monsters Spotting You While You Have That Sneak Skill And Your Sneaking (AREN'T YOU SNEAKING!?)
>Congalala Roaring From Its Butt (HOW TO HELL CAN YOU DO THAT?)
>Congalalas Infinite Supply Of Poo (That They Fling At You Every Second)
>Getting Territorial Dung From A Congalalas Tail (Man Thats One Un-Clean Congalala)
>That Random Red Small Guy Out In The Field Telling You To Get Lost (No Wonder He Has No Friends, LONER!)
>Blangos Appearing Out Of Nowhere In A Second When A Blangonga Roars (What Are They?, Implanted There?)
>The Village Cheif Speaking Gibberish
>Theres Actually No Other Hunters In The Village (Those People Said There Was)
>Running At Full Speed Then Taking Out Your Heavy Bowgun
>Doing A Hunting Horn Recital And Looking At The Hunter Holding It (Why Does He Have To Move So Much?)
>Watching Your Hulk Pig Ram You Down When Its Mad (Thats One Angry Pig)
>Eating A 2 Meter By 1 Meter Plate Of Food In About 4 Seconds Flat (........Woah)
>Your Hunter Card Having More Sides Than Two