One day on a fine hunting day, a friend came over and saw me playing MHTriU. He joined my lobby, and asked why i started using gunner instead of blademaster.
I gave him this response,
"With a gunner, i can create the perfect way to ki11 (in TriU, idk y, but "to kill" is censored to "t*****") a monster. For example, when ki11ing a Rathian, there is no need to ki11 it for plates or rubies. just ki11 for sport. This is how.
First you need to let it know you are here by throwing a flash bomb, and give her something to look at. Then you start the match by tickling her everywhere with pellet shots. Make her feel your presence. After the tickling, you use your normal shots to soften the harder areas to hit. Then prepare for the pierce shots. Fire them right down the the middle either from the mouth to tail or vice-versa for maximum damage. After she tries to limp away, you bring the elemental shots in play. I could make her feel the burn with my blazing fire shots, get her wet with my torrential water shots, shock her with my electrifying thunder shots, or give her goosebumps with my chilling ice shots. I prefer getting her wet, but what you may want is different.
I saw her trying to get away, but I wanted this to be the last moment for her to remember, something with a bang. So as she was trying to fly away, I shot a crag shot right up her alley and she fell to the ground whimpering. I gave her what she craves. The pelting of the water shots. With the power of the Ludroth light gun, i gave it to her faster then the Kim Kardashians get divorces. she was soaked when she fell over her to her side. Any more will ki11 her. So i lay a pit for her to sleep in and so she does fall. I drug her to give her peace for what is next to come. Sweet dreams my angel. May your capture be remembered and produce many rewards."
He typed in the chat, "daaaaammmnn. that story gave me a boner from here to china. you made me appreciate this game that much more."
I felt that this story needed to be posted somewhere. It was edited for reading purposes and the audience's pleasure.
My nintendo ID is Crypt96. my name in game is Crypt96. this account is Crypt96. If you google Crypt96, I'll have you know that i was not in the Misfits band. that google link is a fluke. the album has the word Crypt and includes tracks released in 1996 to 2001. thank you.