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PostSubject: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:45 am

OH BABY~

Well, to commemorate my 69th post, I decided to make this thread! What monster makes you want to go, "OH BABY~" and sets your loins aflame? This thread is all about what monster is the sexiest in Tri, in your opinion, and why you think it is so damn sexy. What monsters find themselves creeping into your sexual fantasies? Share the fun with everyone!

Note: This isn't a thread about what monster is your favorite, just about what monster you think is the sexiest! There's a difference!

To me, the sexiest, most jizz-tastic monster is by far everyone's favorite pickle, the Deviljho! I mean, come one! He's a two story tall pickle! How could that not make you want to hump an inanimate object!?! And when he gets on top of me, slobbers and starts to eat me up?

OH BABY~
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:54 am

0.0 oh. shit. why.
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:56 am

I walked into the strange part of town lol.


Well, if I were to say.... It'd be Lagiacruz. That body can move!
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:59 am

Gigginox, for obvious reasons.
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:16 am

Ceadeus, cus if she aint two eighty she aint my lady
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:43 am

@dainbramage wrote:
Gigginox, for obvious reasons.
cause its a poisonous, dirty, flesh eating, maggot mothering, lizard worm thing?


@It's meh wrote:
I walked into the strange part of town lol.


Well, if I were to say.... It'd be Lagiacruz. That body can move!
and i agree with everything you just said^ xD
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:28 am

@Will wrote:
Ceadeus, cus if she aint two eighty she aint my lady

I like how this was worded.
XD
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:44 am

Raviente. Oh boy, the fun times he has.
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:52 am

they tried to put raviente in tri, but it escaped from the hole in the center of the cd after eating some of the monsters that were planned on it's way out (explained why tri didn't have that many monsters, true story)
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:31 am

@quidam wrote:
they tried to put raviente in tri, but it escaped from the hole in the center of the cd after eating some of the monsters that were planned on it's way out (explained why tri didn't have that many monsters, true story)

Cool story bro....but which monster is the sexiest?


Edit: Apparently, it says "in tri" somewhere.....So i'll go with Gobul then.....he/she's great at sucking /yes/.
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:26 pm

Considering the fact that I do not get arroused by organisms in a genisis that is not part of my own species, I'll have to give you the monster that has a warm spot in my heart instead. Barroth, the first time I saw one rolling around in the mud like a cute lil pup, I knew I wanted one. I'd paint its nails and decorate its crown so it could be a pretty pretty Barroth. It's because of this I always pack extra tranqs and trap supplies on Barroth quests, because they are even cuter when they're sleeping :3
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:41 pm

All of these are indeed very sexy! However, we need a new rule in this thread, to make everything 5x sexier! You must include "OH BABY~" somewhere in your post! If you fail to do so, the ghosts of sexy monsters past shall rise from the dead and strangle you with a necklace of golden hands in the deepest hour of the night, grinning with sickening glee as they squeeze the very life out of you. As your face turns from red to purple, and from purple to blue, your vision will go dark, and your final concious moment will be the monster planting a sweet, vengeful kiss upon your dead lips.

...

OH BABY~

(9001 sexy points to you if you got what I was referencing)
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:05 pm

Oh Baby. The Barroth is adorable.

~Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:29 pm

Royal ludroth is a sexy beast, he could rip a fucking tank apart.
and that MANE on him, oh baby! ;D
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:32 pm

@Win32error wrote:
@quidam wrote:
they tried to put raviente in tri, but it escaped from the hole in the center of the cd after eating some of the monsters that were planned on it's way out (explained why tri didn't have that many monsters, true story)

Cool story bro....but which monster is the sexiest?


Edit: Apparently, it says "in tri" somewhere.....So i'll go with Gobul then.....he/she's great at sucking /yes/.

Careful, Gobul is a biter!
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:35 pm

Rathalos, it LITERALLY sets your loins aflame.

on a more serious note (not that this thread is serious) Amateresu!

Oh Baby~

its an aerial lagiacrus, nuff said
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:05 pm

getting pinned by jho. and then when he does a little ice skate round the area, while still pinning you OH BABY~ is that sexy
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:58 pm

The monster that cause pants tightening in my case is Barioth. Mainly because its made of pure awesome (C'mon, its half wyvern, half sabertoothed cat (there's no such thing as sabertoothed tiger!)).

Secondly, It is the only monster that still offer a fight Offline after finishing the game (in my case anyway, probably because I don't have good reflex).
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:04 pm

@Bimasena009 wrote:
The monster that cause pants tightening in my case is Barioth. Mainly because its made of pure awesome (C'mon, its half wyvern, half sabertoothed cat (there's no such thing as sabertoothed tiger!)).

Secondly, It is the only monster that still offer a fight Offline after finishing the game (in my case anyway, probably because I don't have good reflex).

I don't wanna criticize, really, i don't want to.

BUT WHY IS IT HAWT AND SEXAH? That's pretty much what OP meant, not your favourite monster, but the most sexiest one.
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:07 pm

@Mindless1 wrote:
Considering the fact that I do not get arroused by organisms in a genisis that is not part of my own species, I'll have to give you the monster that has a warm spot in my heart instead. Barroth, the first time I saw one rolling around in the mud like a cute lil pup, I knew I wanted one. I'd paint its nails and decorate its crown so it could be a pretty pretty Barroth. It's because of this I always pack extra tranqs and trap supplies on Barroth quests, because they are even cuter when they're sleeping :3

you should be a poet or sumin 0.0
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:10 pm

*sigh*

You're taking all the class out of being ****ed up in a cute way.
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:17 pm

i just realized!!! jhen cause im constintaly stickin my lance in his holes xD ooh baby!
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:29 pm

I like me some Rathian p****, oh baby that b**** gets hammered and poked all day long and still continues to take it, she's pretty much the ultimate MILF in Monster Hunter
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:22 pm

First come furries, then come scalies...
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PostSubject: Re: OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?   Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:26 am

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