OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?

Well, to commemorate my 69th post, I decided to make this thread! What monster makes you want to go, "OH BABY~" and sets your loins aflame? This thread is all about what monster is the sexiest in Tri, in your opinion, and why you think it is so damn sexy. What monsters find themselves creeping into your sexual fantasies? Share the fun with everyone!

Note: This isn't a thread about what monster is your favorite, just about what monster you think is the sexiest! There's a difference!

To me, the sexiest, most jizz-tastic monster is by far everyone's favorite pickle, the Deviljho! I mean, come one! He's a two story tall pickle! How could that not make you want to hump an inanimate object!?! And when he gets on top of me, slobbers and starts to eat me up?

OH BABY~

0.0 oh. shit. why.

I walked into the strange part of town lol.


Well, if I were to say.... It'd be Lagiacruz. That body can move!

Gigginox, for obvious reasons.

Ceadeus, cus if she aint two eighty she aint my lady

dainbramage wrote:

Gigginox, for obvious reasons.

cause its a poisonous, dirty, flesh eating, maggot mothering, lizard worm thing?

It's meh wrote:

I walked into the strange part of town lol.


Well, if I were to say.... It'd be Lagiacruz. That body can move!

and i agree with everything you just said^ xD

Will wrote:

Ceadeus, cus if she aint two eighty she aint my lady

I like how this was worded.
XD

Raviente. Oh boy, the fun times he has.

they tried to put raviente in tri, but it escaped from the hole in the center of the cd after eating some of the monsters that were planned on it's way out (explained why tri didn't have that many monsters, true story)

quidam wrote:

they tried to put raviente in tri, but it escaped from the hole in the center of the cd after eating some of the monsters that were planned on it's way out (explained why tri didn't have that many monsters, true story)

Cool story bro....but which monster is the sexiest?


Edit: Apparently, it says "in tri" somewhere.....So i'll go with Gobul then.....he/she's great at sucking /yes/.

Considering the fact that I do not get arroused by organisms in a genisis that is not part of my own species, I'll have to give you the monster that has a warm spot in my heart instead. Barroth, the first time I saw one rolling around in the mud like a cute lil pup, I knew I wanted one. I'd paint its nails and decorate its crown so it could be a pretty pretty Barroth. It's because of this I always pack extra tranqs and trap supplies on Barroth quests, because they are even cuter when they're sleeping :3

All of these are indeed very sexy! However, we need a new rule in this thread, to make everything 5x sexier! You must include "OH BABY~" somewhere in your post! If you fail to do so, the ghosts of sexy monsters past shall rise from the dead and strangle you with a necklace of golden hands in the deepest hour of the night, grinning with sickening glee as they squeeze the very life out of you. As your face turns from red to purple, and from purple to blue, your vision will go dark, and your final concious moment will be the monster planting a sweet, vengeful kiss upon your dead lips.

...

OH BABY~

(9001 sexy points to you if you got what I was referencing)

Oh Baby. The Barroth is adorable.

~Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.

Royal ludroth is a sexy beast, he could rip a fucking tank apart.
and that MANE on him, oh baby! ;D

Win32error wrote:

quidam wrote:

they tried to put raviente in tri, but it escaped from the hole in the center of the cd after eating some of the monsters that were planned on it's way out (explained why tri didn't have that many monsters, true story)

Cool story bro....but which monster is the sexiest?


Edit: Apparently, it says "in tri" somewhere.....So i'll go with Gobul then.....he/she's great at sucking /yes/.

Careful, Gobul is a biter!

Rathalos, it LITERALLY sets your loins aflame.

on a more serious note (not that this thread is serious) Amateresu!

Oh Baby~

its an aerial lagiacrus, nuff said

getting pinned by jho. and then when he does a little ice skate round the area, while still pinning you OH BABY~ is that sexy

The monster that cause pants tightening in my case is Barioth. Mainly because its made of pure awesome (C'mon, its half wyvern, half sabertoothed cat (there's no such thing as sabertoothed tiger!)).

Secondly, It is the only monster that still offer a fight Offline after finishing the game (in my case anyway, probably because I don't have good reflex).

Bimasena009 wrote:

The monster that cause pants tightening in my case is Barioth. Mainly because its made of pure awesome (C'mon, its half wyvern, half sabertoothed cat (there's no such thing as sabertoothed tiger!)).

Secondly, It is the only monster that still offer a fight Offline after finishing the game (in my case anyway, probably because I don't have good reflex).

I don't wanna criticize, really, i don't want to.

BUT WHY IS IT HAWT AND SEXAH? That's pretty much what OP meant, not your favourite monster, but the most sexiest one.

Mindless1 wrote:

Considering the fact that I do not get arroused by organisms in a genisis that is not part of my own species, I'll have to give you the monster that has a warm spot in my heart instead. Barroth, the first time I saw one rolling around in the mud like a cute lil pup, I knew I wanted one. I'd paint its nails and decorate its crown so it could be a pretty pretty Barroth. It's because of this I always pack extra tranqs and trap supplies on Barroth quests, because they are even cuter when they're sleeping :3

you should be a poet or sumin 0.0

*sigh*

You're taking all the class out of being ****ed up in a cute way.

i just realized!!! jhen cause im constintaly stickin my lance in his holes xD ooh baby!

I like me some Rathian p****, oh baby that b**** gets hammered and poked all day long and still continues to take it, she's pretty much the ultimate MILF in Monster Hunter

First come furries, then come scalies...

You just don't understand us, WE ARE THE FUTURE