1000 ways to die

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Yesterday I was hunting an Ian on D. Island in area 8. She tail whipped me into the corner that you can jump down into area 11. She proceeds to charge me for a stun, backs up for a fire blast that knocks me off the cliff and leaves me with a sliver of health. As I fall I continue to take poison and fire DOTs and preform the death animation in midair.

As I lay face down on the vacant air I wonder what completely stupid, humorous or glitched deaths you've experienced.

I thought the jho was dead, so I stick my head inside its mouth to take a closer look at its tongue...and then it bit my head off.

Stabster wrote:

I thought the jho was dead, so I stick my head inside its mouth to take a closer look at its tongue...and then it bit my head off.

Seems that Deviljho was taking lessons from Gypceros.

I was fighting Barroth in low rank and I decided to sleep bomb him to speed the fight up a bit. I put him to sleep, set up the L Barrel Bomb+'s and walked away so set them off using Normal S lvl 2's.. I only had one in my clip because I forgot to reload. I shoot at the bombs, The shot hits Cha-Cha, Barroth starts waking up, I have to reload. But instead of reloading, I decided to kick the bombs. In the end I killed the barroth on a cap quest but that didn't matter because I died.

Jumped off jhen only to get hit by a boulder mid air, then as I landed and attempted to heal, the delex started hitting me back and forth like a pinball so I couldn't heal, then I died /versad/

was using badthings offline and i moon jump, los roars and knocks me out of the air and im like "what is this sorcery" and then los kills me before i stand up

Go into another area,
Instant death.

Because apparently you have to walk into th area at the perfect time Los shoots a fireball and hits you before you can move...

How about taking a dose of Agnaktor's laser before I can get up from someone's SWAX rising chop then died because a Rhenoplos blindside you from behind?

Or being tripped by someone's LS, lurged on by Baggi, then stun-locked to death in the corner of Area 7 by Barioth while your retard 'friends' stand about mashing potion (read: addictive painkiller, the only realistic explanation of potion's curative ability) to their face?

I experience a lot of death that caused directly or indirectly due to my 'teammates' in ability to remember that they're playing with someone else. Maybe because I'm not too picky about my team and will play with anyone with the solitary brain cell necessary to take a potion when their health's critical because at the very least, I could use them as bait while I enact the 'Master Plan.' :P

Was fighting a low Barroth (playing as Trogen), then the noob bowgunner is shooting nothing but Pellet, me and two other hunters tell him to use something other than pellet, he dosent, I get hit by pellets, Barroth charges at me... /no/

Andrew. wrote:

Go into another area,
Instant death.

Because apparently you have to walk into th area at the perfect time Los shoots a fireball and hits you before you can move...

Or jump into a Diablos charge when you enter its sleep zone.... XD

Low in health and eat a bad mushroom = death

Fighting Great Jaggi when a Jaggia knocks me over. Another one knocks me over. Tail whip from Great Jaggi. Bit by a Jaggi, hit by tail whip again. Knocked back into wall by Jaggia, killed by body slam from Great Jaggi.

going out of base camp and ala doing dragon charge

Doing Double Trouble quest and soloing the Ian while all others fought Los and wasn't watching my health and got backed into corner where shortcut from 8 to 11 is and she flies back so I try for a charge slash (I am using a GS btw) and she flies forward and backflips me off the ledge and I fall into the water taking poison damage and as soon as I hit water death takes me from poison xD

Spoiler:

Getting Hit By A Kelbi While Super low on health. (To Shameful to got into detail )

Doing online wyvern egg quest two taking eggs one soloing ian I go to help him fallin into area five hit with backflip as I hit the ground

Cypher 0 wrote:

Getting Hit By A Kelbi While Super low on health. (To Shameful to got into detail )

-pats back- It's okay we a;; have our shameful moments we rather not reveal.

Cypher 0 wrote:

Getting Hit By A Kelbi While Super low on health. (To Shameful to got into detail )

Not paying attention and running around with low hp and get hit by a Melynx and getting third cart as it steals my Los plate /versad/

Dying from poison whilst taking an antidote. /versad/

Also while I was doing 'Deep-six a Deviljho':

.Jho was getting tired, so I decided it would be a good time to bust out the Shock Trap.

.I set the trap between me and Jhoey.

.I set some LBB+'s where Jho's face would be, upon stepping on the trap.

.Then Jho thought it would be funny to chuck a rock at me (still setting the bombs)...

."Reaper has fainted."

."Reward has been reduced by over 9000"

The worst part was watching that rock at hurtling towards my hunter, and knowing there was nothing I could do to save him.

Playing Rathian for the first time offline, I ran about it with a Swax, attacking it. I damaged it, cut it's tail, it's limping, and I've died twice already. I'm about to land one last attack on it, and it decides to fly up in the air. I don't know what the hell happened, but I contracted poison and got knockbacked. I died. I cried.

First time against Rathian online, with my best friend. My friend and I were both died once. I were almost dead (again), so i was taking potion. At the same time, that freaking Rathian shoot a fireball from it's mouth.. It hit me before I managed to take the potion. And quest failed.. I was so annoyed, I broke my headset's microphone :D. Just squeezed in my hand and *crack* "Whoops!"

Epic death time. So me and some others were fighting agnaktor online. Me and another guy were the only ones fighting it (the others were on their way) We were both a ways away when agnaktor jumped out to do its circle laser attack. We were at low health and it would have killed both of us and we already had one failure. All hope seemed lost and then I look at my Switch axe. Without hesitation I upswing my partner (I know how annoying that is for people). I feint, but he flies through the air over the laser! We later beat the quest!

I remember I started a quest with 3 friends.
we were talking and laughing and about 3 min in the fight the agna comboed 3 of us and killed us, It was really funny xP

-facepalm- having my friend Clust shot and barrel bomb me to death while I was AFK making a sandwich...

Then she emails me the next day the video she recorded of it...

Being slapped by alatreon in to a corner then fireballed as you are getting up in full health vs event alatreon.

Yuki wrote:

Being slapped by alatreon in to a corner then fireballed as you are getting up in full health vs event alatreon.

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.........
:D