So I was like, you know, chillin' in the Sacred Lands... when out of absolutely nowhere A WILD ALATREON APPEARS!
Poked that dragon hoe in the face... with a longsword... that looks like a spear.
And then it was like, "RAAAAGGGHHH!!" and I was like, "OH NOES! RUN AWAYS!"
So I climbed some walls and shit. And then Alatreon was like, "SKYPIERCER TO THE FACE!" and I was like, "NOT TODAY SON!" and it was like, "SHITSHITSHIT!" and smashed into the rock and got stuck.
And I was like, "lol Achilles Heel." and then I won.