I think I broke the desire sensor.

Carved 2 Deep Dragongems from my first Ceadeus kill. My God, my iPod takes massive pictures.

Spoiler:

Desire sensor still active. Now you just will not get the other materials you need until a few more hunts down.::trollface::

The desire sensor has been much more forgiving this time around. Instead the farm is constantly demanding maintanence in the form of item tribute. So I find myself occasionally grinding the monster most convenient towards whichever armor set I am trying to make moreso to look for parts that I can convert to res points.

Farming Dragon Toadstools is much more painful in TU than in Tri.

Rather, I think this game is more subject to first order farm maintanence than to the desire sensor.

it's still up, that cursed desire sensor still hadn't allowed me to get a zaph

It seems like your broken it for now... But in the end, it will break you

Ares wrote:

It seems like your broken it for now... But in the end, it will break you

In Soviet Russ-*shot*

AHAHAHAHA, no. See, this is how the desire sensor gets you. It lets you build your hopes up, lets you feel good. Makes you start to think "Oh hey, maybe I'll start having better luck from now on!"

Then it destroys you. It takes everything good and pure in the universe and defecates on it, then serves it up to you on a silver platter as a sorrowful reminder of what used to bring joy to your life. Occasionally it will let a person be happy, but this is only to further mock it's victims into a state of pure rage and despair.

Hmm, I'm not looking forward to how much trouble I'm going to have later on. In my first 3 Rathalos runs, I got two plates. Once I got to high rank, my first high rank quest (after the P. luddy urgent of coarse) gave me a bird wyvern gem. I'm going to have a lot of trouble on G rank armors...

MasterOnion wrote:

AHAHAHAHA, no. See, this is how the desire sensor gets you. It lets you build your hopes up, lets you feel good. Makes you start to think "Oh hey, maybe I'll start having better luck from now on!"

Then it destroys you. It takes everything good and pure in the universe and defecates on it, then serves it up to you on a silver platter as a sorrowful reminder of what used to bring joy to your life. Occasionally it will let a person be happy, but this is only to further mock it's victims into a state of pure rage and despair.

Somebody must be writhing inside about all of the Rustshard Hammers and Lances I've been finding...

Same here I got three in a row in a hunt I don't even use rusted wespons x.x

There is one way to defeat the Desire Sensor, but it might be more difficult than any of us have imagined (especially since we are all mortals.)

Simple. Never desire another monster piece again. Be happy with what you get, and go after it again!

Guess we know who's never getting abyss dragongems or heavenly scales

MasterOnion wrote:

AHAHAHAHA, no. See, this is how the desire sensor gets you. It lets you build your hopes up, lets you feel good. Makes you start to think "Oh hey, maybe I'll start having better luck from now on!"

Then it destroys you. It takes everything good and pure in the universe and defecates on it, then serves it up to you on a silver platter as a sorrowful reminder of what used to bring joy to your life. Occasionally it will let a person be happy, but this is only to further mock it's victims into a state of pure rage and despair.

*takes a dump on onions post*

Oh god... and I just got a rust sword. But then again Desire Sensor hasn't let me get 1 gorram kings beak so maybe i'm still ok.

laoshanicrus wrote:

MasterOnion wrote:

AHAHAHAHA, no. See, this is how the desire sensor gets you. It lets you build your hopes up, lets you feel good. Makes you start to think "Oh hey, maybe I'll start having better luck from now on!"

Then it destroys you. It takes everything good and pure in the universe and defecates on it, then serves it up to you on a silver platter as a sorrowful reminder of what used to bring joy to your life. Occasionally it will let a person be happy, but this is only to further mock it's victims into a state of pure rage and despair.

*takes a dump on onions post*

I am unsure if that is an insult, or if you are referencing my post making it a compliment in the context.

MasterOnion wrote:

laoshanicrus wrote:

MasterOnion wrote:

AHAHAHAHA, no. See, this is how the desire sensor gets you. It lets you build your hopes up, lets you feel good. Makes you start to think "Oh hey, maybe I'll start having better luck from now on!"

Then it destroys you. It takes everything good and pure in the universe and defecates on it, then serves it up to you on a silver platter as a sorrowful reminder of what used to bring joy to your life. Occasionally it will let a person be happy, but this is only to further mock it's victims into a state of pure rage and despair.

*takes a dump on onions post*

I am unsure if that is an insult, or if you are referencing my post making it a compliment in the context.

It was a compliment......,excrement jokes are the sh*t

I wanted to make Azure Rathalos armour and within 7 of them I had everything I needed...
With rubies and plates to spare.
I'm scared.

Akai the White Lightning wrote:

I wanted to make Azure Rathalos armour and within 7 of them I had everything I needed...
With rubies and plates to spare.
I'm scared.

/scar/

uh oh.

Is still broken, I got a wyvern stone and cha-cha carved a fearsome maw from my first baleful gigginox.
LOL my iPod wanted to autocorrect gigginox as Higgins.

7 Los rubies, needed 2 plates.

Sensor's working fine.

I found a Zinogre Jasper from a shiny from my first Zinogre, is this a rare item?

Rathalos Plate on 1st ever Rathalos.
3 Bird Wyvern Gems from 4 G.Wroggi+
Lagiacrus Plate from 6th Lagiacrus, still needed more claws from him.
Deep Dragon Gem on 2nd Ceadeus repel, only did it to clear Low Rank Village.
Wyvern Stone from 2nd High Rank Ludroth tail carve.

I'm fucked.

mines.. get's +10 fire resistance... Mines... get's +10 gather.. Mines, keeps getting amazing stuff..

Carves, gets dung from a monster carve????... Goes back to mining.

Friend of mine, was gettin dark dragon gems almost every ceadus hunt we did, literally, 1-3 each time, I however were getting none.

Tables turned when I got 500 dragon bloods and he had none..

Oh lets not mention the fact a majestic horn i believe has 40% drop chance, and I've yet to find one out of about 10 diablos'.

Works good.