So here's the deal. Apparently I'm the only person on this forum with a decent camera, and because of that, I won this nifty title and game guide. The thing is though, I don't really want the game guide. So I mulled over what to do with it. At first I considered selling it, but since I don't have a credit card or a paypal, I figured setting up an E-bay account wasn't worth $15.

But then I decided that I maybe I could have some fun with it. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to give it away to one of you for free. How will I decide? Well let's get into that shall we?

I want you to make me think that you deserve this guide. I don't care how you do it, just make me think that. Make me laugh, suck up to me, pretend to have cancer, whatever.

Rules:

1. Whatever you post has to follow the forum rules and guidelines
https://mhwiki.forumotion.net/t8782-forum-guidelines

2. If your submission is a link or made in the form of another thread, it must be posted in this thread. No Private Messages

3. You can make as many submissions as you like if necessary. Just don't go overboard. Whatever overboard means is left to your better judgement.

4. Any reference to Pokemon will result in instant disqualification.

I will award the winner on May 27th.

EDIT: I've linked this contest on the Monster Hunter sub-reddit, so don't feel bad if a total stranger wins.