The story of how Alatreon died.

So I was like, you know, chillin' in the Sacred Lands... when out of absolutely nowhere A WILD ALATREON APPEARS!

Poked that dragon hoe in the face... with a longsword... that looks like a spear.

And then it was like, "RAAAAGGGHHH!!" and I was like, "OH NOES! RUN AWAYS!"

So I climbed some walls and shit. And then Alatreon was like, "SKYPIERCER TO THE FACE!" and I was like, "NOT TODAY SON!" and it was like, "SHITSHITSHIT!" and smashed into the rock and got stuck.

And I was like, "lol Achilles Heel." and then I won.

Yay me.

I missed a lot of details, but cool story, gal. You should've kicked the monster to check if it's actually dead. This is a useful tip for newbs because if the monster actually isn't dead, it'll attack you when you put your guard down. ;) Also, it increases your chance for getting rare drops. :suspect:
:twitch:

I t-bagged it instead.

just to make sure u should kick out your friends from the corpse with a bomb so they dont cart

Stabster wrote:

I missed a lot of details, but cool story, gal. You should've kicked the monster to check if it's actually dead. This is a useful tip for newbs because if the monster actually isn't dead, it'll attack you when you put your guard down. ;) Also, it increases your chance for getting rare drops. :suspect:
:twitch:

dude.. fucking Gypceros does that in unite -_-

blackice wrote:

Stabster wrote:

I missed a lot of details, but cool story, gal. You should've kicked the monster to check if it's actually dead. This is a useful tip for newbs because if the monster actually isn't dead, it'll attack you when you put your guard down. ;) Also, it increases your chance for getting rare drops. :suspect:
:twitch:

dude.. fucking Gypceros does that in unite -_-

but you can actually tell when its faking. So its never a big deal...

(not that it matters anyways cause i always gun xD)