What Monster Would You Be?

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Since I am fairly new here I decided To start a topic. As the Title says What Monster Would You Be? Why? And what would you do as that monster?

I Would Be A Lagiacrus Because come on it's a Lagiacrus And as a Lagiacrus I Would Be Like ZAP MOTHEFUCKA!!!! 8)

gee, not like I first mentioned this thread was bein derailed and tried getting it back on topic or anything >.>

nice that people 'still' head my words...

I'd be a Raviente and just squish you all & not even notice you were there.

Tiffy wrote:

-stuff quentins face full of cheetos-
shut up kid. youre right you would be a jaggi, because theyre super annoying. >.>

It's only because you know I'm right

Anyways, whats this ravi i keep hearing about, and that you can use 32 people on a hunt for it? someone tell me about it

Id be a Baggi, even though I cant tell the differance between a boy and a girl one! XD

Why a Baggi? Because I can spit on peeps an they cant yell at me for it! >:3
lolno, seriously id be a Diablos. They are epic Desert Tyrants~
*Avoids obvious horn jokes*

Tiffy wrote:

Anyways, whats this ravi i keep hearing about, and that you can use 32 people on a hunt for it? someone tell me about it

http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Raviente


I know why you too fight so much and its kind of cute :3

If i wasnt and epioth I would love being a kelbi

Ew Lalo.

Tiffy wrote:

Ew Lalo.

Nope, not for that :3

wait... ew for the kelbi?

uh, yeaas tiff taff put it best with "Ew Lalo"

but ea, the Ravient's the coolest Frighin thing since sliced bread to me. It's a Kaiju sized MH monster, it looks so dam AwesomelySuperSensationalistic, and its theme song its so friggin epic! favorite monster ever!

And all this talk about Raviente makes me want to play soul calibar again & fight my buddy with our Raviente custom!

lol you idiots x3

Its not about that, you really suck at analaizing people D:

-On topic-

Kelbis have the bes life, the are born, they grow beutifull horns, they find a cute kelbi companion, they create little kelbis and their protector is kirin.

and when they die they walk away in the distance

Its true. Kelbi are graceful. Even when you smack them 20 feet back, they somehow make it look majestic, no?

Until you carve their horns...

Yuki wrote:

Until you carve their horns...

But maybe... just maybe... when they walk to the distance and fade the go to a training ground for un-horned kelbis on the far unexplored mountains where they train hard and learn how to manipulate lighting.

and when they graduate they get a graduation horn and change their names to kirin...

and after killing some unexperience hunters, they retire to a huge farm of kirins where we get our fresh kirin butter

... or that Kirin gets its ass kicked by some female hunter. She carves it & takes all its mats & brings them to a forger to make her a revealing, chi-chi constricting, & barely-covering-anything armor set that gets enough attention from drooling perverts to makes it the most famous armor set in in the MH franchise.

yea, even the BAMF unicorn kelbi gets itself degraded in the longrun XD

Thank you otot XD let's not forget the male version it's like dober universally loved and hated by everyone.

Yuki wrote:

Thank you otot XD let's not forget the male version it's like dober universally loved and hated by everyone.

oooh geez, dober... >.>

Only I can wear the dober set & pull it off to bring all the girls running :P
( ... and creepily/sadly, some guys too )

you know what I'm refering to, right yuki? :P
lool

Lolol I know XD it"s magical!

XD
" move over Kirin set, you got some competition now..."

yuki could you imagine the kind of monster that set would come from if it was a legit full armor set!
I'd be that monster, and I'd name it Ototioth or something lool

Im sure it would live in a cave ._.

<wants kirin armor> O.o

It would live wherever I wanted it to live!
And it would eat kelbi's for breakfast
-glares at Lalo- without any Kirin butter...

Wow, where's a mod to re-rail the thread? In the old days you even made one comment off the mods would descend like swarms, this is so unfair...

On topic, Kelbi never die, so I am a Kelbi now

Otoshimo wrote:

It would live wherever I wanted it to live!
And it would eat kelbi's for breakfast
-glares at Lalo- without any Kirin butter...

no one has seen IT, exept for some unfurtunate people and yuki.

does that mean that you just show up to girls? ._.



thank god I am an epioth, not a kelbi x3

Quentin at least it's not a total derailment.

Quentin only ever pokes his head in to complain.

You darn kids! Get of 'ma lawn! And I dun complain all the time, I also make stupid comments.