What Monster Would You Be?

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Since I am fairly new here I decided To start a topic. As the Title says What Monster Would You Be? Why? And what would you do as that monster?

I Would Be A Lagiacrus Because come on it's a Lagiacrus And as a Lagiacrus I Would Be Like ZAP MOTHEFUCKA!!!! 8)

and we love you for it. Btw the kelbi i kill dont get up.

Chuck Norris.

Okay, now serious. Probably Gobul. a) I can't seem to get a girlfriend anyway, so looks don't matter, b) Spikes, flash. Troll them Epioths moments before dinnertime...mine that is. c) Suck up those hunters and chew 'em to death. Muahahahaha.

Jhen.

I mean; Who wouldn't want to roll around in sand all day and shoot balls of rock?

I'd be a Felyne.
Not just a Felyne, but one that stalks the hunters to carve the mobs after the hunters leave, use the stuff that I carved to create new bombs that can One hit Alatreon, and be the most bas-ass Felyne in the game. No one would expect a Felyne who's just chilling in every envirorment, even the volcano, to have a huge bomb that would blow everything up, right?

Therefore, I say that Felynes are bad-ass and are way better than Barioth. /yes/