OH MY STEAMING LOINS! Sexiest Monster in Tri?

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Well, to commemorate my 69th post, I decided to make this thread! What monster makes you want to go, "OH BABY~" and sets your loins aflame? This thread is all about what monster is the sexiest in Tri, in your opinion, and why you think it is so damn sexy. What monsters find themselves creeping into your sexual fantasies? Share the fun with everyone!

Note: This isn't a thread about what monster is your favorite, just about what monster you think is the sexiest! There's a difference!

To me, the sexiest, most jizz-tastic monster is by far everyone's favorite pickle, the Deviljho! I mean, come one! He's a two story tall pickle! How could that not make you want to hump an inanimate object!?! And when he gets on top of me, slobbers and starts to eat me up?

OH BABY~

Well Giggi for the simple fact that he has two asses. Thats just double the pleasure!

However, Bari is a close second just bc I like rough.....Real Rough!!

This went from "Lolzy" to "WTF is wrong with you people!?!?!?!?!" right around when Quentin started posting

^It's society's fault

Win32error wrote:

Bimasena009 wrote:

The monster that cause pants tightening in my case is Barioth. Mainly because its made of pure awesome (C'mon, its half wyvern, half sabertoothed cat (there's no such thing as sabertoothed tiger!)).

Secondly, It is the only monster that still offer a fight Offline after finishing the game (in my case anyway, probably because I don't have good reflex).

I don't wanna criticize, really, i don't want to.

BUT WHY IS IT HAWT AND SEXAH? That's pretty much what OP meant, not your favourite monster, but the most sexiest one.

Don't you like it when someone play hard-to-get? :nudgenudgewinkwink:

Does anyone like a certain monster for its looks like me, I find myself thinking there's just something majestically beautiful about Lagiacrus and Ceadeus I mean really there is lolz

In this forum we dont call em pretty. We call me sexy and say they set our loins aflame AWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

Will wrote:

In this forum we dont call em pretty. We call me sexy and say they set our loins aflame AWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

Oh maaan lolz well that's pretty funny. I guess they do set my loins on fire HAHAHA!!

im pretty sure the flaming loins thread is the same as this...

calling mods to MEEEEERGEE

IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!

Rathalos...enough said!!

Children, I am so dissapointed in the lack of "OH BABY~'s!" On the other hand, you guys are making me laugh my ass off right now.

Qurupeco.

Dat shaushey little guy can light my loins aflame anyday! OOH BABY~

Alatreon.... It doesnt just set your loins aflame, it burns them and then jumps on you.
Oh Baby~

half of you wont get that^ :P

Agna... I dont know why though........







oh baby~

i think a sexy looking monster is somone like the devijho

I like jhen mohran, just cuz it's just so big!!! XD
OH BABY~
JK

Nox becuase she makes me scream when she eats me. OH BABY!!!~~

Barioth because of dem fangs and just being plain awesome

Just wish it would sit still >_<

Oh baby...

Rathian is a nice piece of tail......oh baby?

dafuq?