A long sword life is the life for me

I want to be the very best
Just like Sephiroth
To troll them is my real test
To trip them is my cause

I will travel across the map
Tripping everyone
Teach everyone their weapon's crap
And Rathian's number one

YAN YUE DAO!
GOTTA TRIP 'EM ALL!

It's a lance, I see
That means he's my enemy!

YAN YUE DAO!

Oooo, they're all like toys
In a world we must annoy

YAN YUE DAO!

We trip those fools
Our spirit combo will trip you too!

You trip me and I'll trip you,

YAN YUE DAO!
GOTTA TRIP 'EM ALL!
GOTTA TRIP 'EM AAALL!

YAN YUE DAO!

xD And I was singing it aloud as I read it!
Great work hahahah!!..

Must do one for Hammer <3