1000 ways to die

Yesterday I was hunting an Ian on D. Island in area 8. She tail whipped me into the corner that you can jump down into area 11. She proceeds to charge me for a stun, backs up for a fire blast that knocks me off the cliff and leaves me with a sliver of health. As I fall I continue to take poison and fire DOTs and preform the death animation in midair.

As I lay face down on the vacant air I wonder what completely stupid, humorous or glitched deaths you've experienced.

I commit suicide when I get upswinged by a GS.

But as for genuine deaths, I died similarly in area 8 from a ian fireball when I tried to jump down with an egg. I learned my lesson that day.

Oh and the dead jho thing. In Rage Match, we killed one of the jhos and the other one pinned me underneath the dead jho's corpse. I couldn't dung out because the corpse was blocking my dung bombs. >.> Best death ever.

I was in a free hunt and had felyne heroics as a skill, so I tried to drown myself to activate it. when my health was finally low enough to activate it, I found I couldn't swim to the surface fast enough before death.

CONNECTION TERMINATED DUE TO NETWORK INSTABILITY

Battery on wii remote died.

Another one is, the tornado hit the house and cut off the electrical cables.
:lol!:

I killed a Rathian and the died of poison myself

Getting killed by a rock that Moby Jhen flung while I was climbing back up the rope to the ship ^^/

status gunning a gigginox with 3 others, a giggi attatched to me, i decide to ignore it cause i will roll after i paralyze it. Once it was i forgot that it was even on me and got sucked to death.

Fall off jhen, get swooped up by the tail. Stood there "wtf", jhen shakes, i die. Jhen is a glitchy bastard...

Win32error wrote:

Fall off jhen, get swooped up by the tail. Stood there "wtf", jhen shakes, i die. Jhen is a glitchy bastard...

That tail trick is why i always join the quest last (you are on the far right when climbing the rope). Its a just in case thing, sometimes i do fall off because of some crap glitch.

Having fireblight, standing next to lava, holding a powderstone, and getting rolled by ura all at the same time...

Fell off the jhen and while I was climbing the rope i got hit by a rock. I shrugged it off because it did little damage and just made me restart the climbing process, then I got hit by another, and another,and another.......see where this is going yet?

stretching pages with pictures not in spoilers

I was so focused on killing a rathian that I forgot that I had fire blight. I had killed it when I died because of fireblight.(I had died 2 times already) /versad/

getting stuck in jhen's mouth i got hit took damage still stuck, it repeated till i died

Jhen is a glitchy bastard, and Diablos likes to combo me to death

[content deleted]

Um Mr. killerofgigginoxes? Would you please use correct grammar, spelling and capitalization, we try to be a classy forum, so we would all appreciate it ifnyou would do this. Thank you and have a nice day.

Quentin wrote:

Um Mr. killerofgigginoxes? Would you please use correct grammar, spelling and capitalization, we try to be a classy forum, so we would all appreciate it ifnyou would do this. Thank you and have a nice day.

Killofgigginoxes needs to use correct punctuation, too. (majorly)

killerofgigginoxes wrote:

just fought jhen i ran at his face [in final showdown] i got stuck on him he did rock atk im stuck up there we repel him i go in the sand past the boarder i had to restart my wii!

I just fought jhen, I ran at his face [in final showdown] and got stuck on him. He did rock attack. I was stuck up there and we repealed him. I go in the sand (what sand), past the bounder and had to restart my wii!

The post still sucks...especially the end of it.

Trying to jump on Jhens horns when you realise that you aren't able to yet and you have to climb back onto the boat. Then being killed by a boulder on the way there. Stupid Jhen.

shadowbinder wrote:

Trying to jump on Jhens horns when you realise that you aren't able to yet and you have to climb back onto the boat. Then being killed by a boulder on the way there. Stupid Jhen.

Getting killed by a boulder when you are climbing the rope to get back onto the boat is worse. Luckily, I never died from it, but I got hit a few times; one time was when I was about to go inside the boat. I saw a player complained about getting killed while he was climbing the rope. I said, "Stop falling off the boat," as a joke.

Stabster wrote:

shadowbinder wrote:

Trying to jump on Jhens horns when you realise that you aren't able to yet and you have to climb back onto the boat. Then being killed by a boulder on the way there. Stupid Jhen.

Getting killed by a boulder when you are climbing the rope to get back onto the boat is worse. Luckily, I never died from it, but I got hit a few times; one time was when I was about to go inside the boat. I saw a player complained about getting killed while he was climbing the rope. I said, "Stop falling off the boat," as a joke.

You know what's funny?
Paint ball trolling/Stone trolling.

While they're climbing back to the ship, you toss stones and paint balls at them and they'll be be knocked back again XD

Or you could grab a gun.

Getting b-slapped by Ala, then proceed to get b-slapped again right after, and then thrice.

It's meh wrote:

Stabster wrote:

shadowbinder wrote:

Trying to jump on Jhens horns when you realise that you aren't able to yet and you have to climb back onto the boat. Then being killed by a boulder on the way there. Stupid Jhen.

Getting killed by a boulder when you are climbing the rope to get back onto the boat is worse. Luckily, I never died from it, but I got hit a few times; one time was when I was about to go inside the boat. I saw a player complained about getting killed while he was climbing the rope. I said, "Stop falling off the boat," as a joke.

You know what's funny?
Paint ball trolling/Stone trolling.

While they're climbing back to the ship, you toss stones and paint balls at them and they'll be be knocked back again XD

Or you could grab a gun.

LOL, I might do this if I'm ever able to play the game again. Now my tv is on the wall and the cables can't hook onto it because the outlets are on the back of the tv. Technology is caring too much about looks these days...curse you Apple...

Having Deviljho pin me in rage match and the other one knocking it off me and follow up by pinning me a few seconds later having my friends use six lifepowders in vain to save my life.