ways to troll monsters tri edition

I had one for mhfu sooo this is for tri

I tried this before with randies, it was pretty funny.

I equipped gunner esca with load up skill, then used a rapid fire pellet gun with fast reload. They couldnt move at all xD

E&Troy and I went into an Ala run where this guy had been following us, we proceeded to say that we could solo Ala with -insert gesture.-

After I triple carted on Ala ( purposely ), E&Troy mentioned... "... Sure, we can solo Ala. We just don't win!" and then we left.

^Lol, That was sooo funny.

E&Troy wrote:

^Lol, That was sooo funny.

I agree. : )

Kick the monster...simple.

To me, there's multiple kinds of trolling.

There's trickster trolling, ass**** trolling, and apologetic trolling.

I've done each of what I've listed and this is what I did:

Trickster: I joined in a city and stayed out of sight and kept typing in "How do I play this game?", and other people who didn't know how to check my stats by searching my info got confused.
With my noobiness, I managed to get a few players to leave their cities because they didn't want to drag around a new player XD.
Eventually, when someone posts a quest, I'd run up to the quest board where everyone's gathered up and surprise them.

Ass****: In jhen runs, I'd shoot the binder when people would try to jump on Jhen's little back stub and cause jhen to sink into the sand a bit causing players in mid-air to land in the sand.
I'd also grab a switch axe... 'nuff said.

Apologetic: Once, I've grabbed a hammer and proceeded to fight an uragaan with a group of players.
Little did these players know, I was planning on using my hammer to send players flying.
Each time I knocked away a player with a super pound, I typed "Sorry" and managed to get the players to believe me everytime XD
I had over 20 super pounds and had the biggest smile on my face :D

Spam pellet shots...

Quentin wrote:

Spam pellet shots...

i hav da pellet god tali ;)

I got a god tali with my Troy character. it was the rec spd I think.

E&Troy wrote:

I got a god tali with my Troy character. it was the rec spd I think.

What's a God Tali, anyway?

N1GH7M4R3 wrote:

E&Troy wrote:

I got a god tali with my Troy character. it was the rec spd I think.

What's a God Tali, anyway?

A talisman that gives you a skill by itself.

Its a talisman with a B skill +7, and two slots.

B skills are these: http://divinewh.im/s/0_-1_-1_-1_-1_-1_K.N

Just scroll through the list on the talisman.

EDIT - You mean, I could call a bishop talisman a god talisman if it has c+10?

Yes. At least in my books anyways :T

That was how I personally define a god tali.

C skills are piss easy to come by at the best of times regardless... xP Most people define it with C skills, but a +4 A OO tali counts as well I think.

A+4 will never have a slot and will always have -10 B/C skill instead

C gods are OO +10 I think

there are some charms even rarer than "god" talis but aren't as versatile

It also depends on the skill IMO

For example, my psychic+7 OO. That's not a godcharm.

Kanade wrote:

A+4 will never have a slot and will always have -10 B/C skill instead

C gods are OO +10 I think

there are some charms even rarer than "god" talis but aren't as versatile

Oh yeah... herpaderp, thought that didn't look right...

Dis was supposed to be about ticking off MONSTERS not udder playas

Ataraxia wrote:

C skills are piss easy to come by at the best of times regardless... xP Most people define it with C skills, but a +4 A OO tali counts as well I think.

dont u mean A +3 1 slot?

Have them see you then crouch. Find them again, and repeat.

I troll offline Ian with Alatreon Lance, just hitting 2-3 times in the head and she flinches. Dies so quickly. V~V now Qurupeco has no back up since all da Jaggi are dead

Swimming in Lagi's death field of explosions and not getting hit. Then it tries spiral diving and it hits an underwater pillar instead. It fires lightning balls and misses completely. Staggers it mid-roar for an added touch.

I... sometimes... take... my... trolling... too.... far................... they die. )=

Lagriacus and Royal Ludroth: SMBARRELBOMB SMBARRELBOMB SMBARRELBOMB BOUNCEBOMB BOUNCEBOMB BOUNCEBOMB
Gobul: Stay forward or behind but just out of reach of attacks. Keep dodging.
Rathalos and Rathian: It's Dungmastah time! Alt: Flash, cut tail, flash, stun, wings, flash, sleepbomb.

For all monsters: Plenty of Mega and normal Dash Juice, Guard+2, Guard Inc, Autoguard talisman. Just face the monster. :hicc: