ways to troll monsters tri edition

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I had one for mhfu sooo this is for tri

It's meh wrote:

To me, there's multiple kinds of trolling.

There's trickster trolling, ass**** trolling, and apologetic trolling.

I've done each of what I've listed and this is what I did:

Trickster: I joined in a city and stayed out of sight and kept typing in "How do I play this game?", and other people who didn't know how to check my stats by searching my info got confused.
With my noobiness, I managed to get a few players to leave their cities because they didn't want to drag around a new player XD.
Eventually, when someone posts a quest, I'd run up to the quest board where everyone's gathered up and surprise them.

Ass****: In jhen runs, I'd shoot the binder when people would try to jump on Jhen's little back stub and cause jhen to sink into the sand a bit causing players in mid-air to land in the sand.
I'd also grab a switch axe... 'nuff said.

Apologetic: Once, I've grabbed a hammer and proceeded to fight an uragaan with a group of players.
Little did these players know, I was planning on using my hammer to send players flying.
Each time I knocked away a player with a super pound, I typed "Sorry" and managed to get the players to believe me everytime XD
I had over 20 super pounds and had the biggest smile on my face :D

You wrong for that man. That's just sneaky and wrong man!! I'm still laughing tho.

If I'm trying to make other hunters cuss at they're TV (Usually a noob or noobs who are a pest and won't leave), I've got a pellet set that is godly. I actually use it legitimately offline. Kills most of the basic Mobs in around 1:30ish once I get it going. Renders those pestersome noobs useless, and makes me smile. Once I know they're about to rage-quit, I ask them, "You Yelling at Your TV?" LOL

As far as trolling the Mobs.... I don't fully comprehend the point of the thread. I thought that trolling the mobs was the whole point of the game.

^ I'm agreeing with this about the point of the thread. I can't get a Jaggi to call meh a trollbait & rage over his keyboard just because I rapid-fire-pellet-gun-from-hell'd him to death.

^No, but you can headlock a Rathian with an Alatreon lance :hicc:
Also, every large monster has a rage mode. It's always hilarious seeing a monster roar at me uselessly with my Earplugs skill. :D