1000 ways to die

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Yesterday I was hunting an Ian on D. Island in area 8. She tail whipped me into the corner that you can jump down into area 11. She proceeds to charge me for a stun, backs up for a fire blast that knocks me off the cliff and leaves me with a sliver of health. As I fall I continue to take poison and fire DOTs and preform the death animation in midair.

As I lay face down on the vacant air I wonder what completely stupid, humorous or glitched deaths you've experienced.

Gobul rolling over me and 3 other randoms all of us were on its right side and every single one of us had maybe 20 percent health left. it would have killed all four of us but the first three to die were myself and some low levels. failed on the spot, only 4 minutes in too.

This one my friend told me yesterday when we got into a monster hunter conversation; 1st being hit by a few bombs a hacker was spamming during the duel diablos hunt while he was hammering the head. the moment he gets up and sheaths his weapon the second diablos burst out of the ground and kills him

and one of mine now: Me and one of my buds were goofing around and this hr 5 kid joined our city being cocky and ignorant as heck for us to help him cuz that's our "duty as high rank players to provied our services to the newcomers". so he posted a hunt and we joined him with no armor and a bunch of bombs. while he was picking up the supply items we ran out & placed all our bombs at the next areas entrance. when he came out we kicked the bomb and nuked all 3 of our ass' to oblivion.

We got one heck of a laugh out of it XD

I was doing low uragan with a rank 23, after getting hit several times, comboed and such without healing the Uragan Koed me with 1HP left and I was standing on lava (when you are koed you dont get hurt by lava) and then it left.

I refused to get myself out of the KO but the rank 23 kick me and I died. My reaction?
"You killed me!!!!" It was hiliarous seeing the hr 23 apologizing cuz he didnt know the kicks actually made damage x3

Lolol >.< he probably kicked himself, after that.

Otoshimo wrote:

-facepalm- having my friend Clust shot and barrel bomb me to death while I was AFK making a sandwich...

Then she emails me the next day the video she recorded of it...

nice one

^
lool... it was a cheap shot x.x
but... heh, dam it was funny XD

Having deviljho pin you in rage match then the second one freeing you only in pin you thirty seconds later with six lifepowders being used to save your life and be pinned once again by the original jho

Yuki wrote:

Having deviljho pin you in rage match then the second one freeing you only in pin you thirty seconds later with six lifepowders being used to save your life and be pinned once again by the original jho

You are one hundred percent delicious Yuki.

Will wrote:

Yuki wrote:

Having deviljho pin you in rage match then the second one freeing you only in pin you thirty seconds later with six lifepowders being used to save your life and be pinned once again by the original jho

You are one hundred percent delicious Yuki.

What happened to bringing some doo-doo bombs

Vortiene wrote:

What happened to bringing some doo-doo bombs

I'm guessing the same thing that happened with those six lifepowders

Would not call it a death but...a peco smacked me off the edge where u jump down really high on D.island....took ages to get back up.

is anyone actually keeping track if we reach 1000 ways to die here? o.o

I got one:

Roll away from an uragaan chin slam, get exploded by his little bombs.... And then exploded by a buddy's fresh LBB+

Funniest shit that ever happened to me.

Was on an Agna hunt was knocked out of the area when was near the cave by a team mate, then when I entered was blasted by Agna fire beam, was quite cool but very annoying.

ShadeSlayer wrote:

Was on an Agna hunt was knocked out of the area when was near the cave by a team mate, then when I entered was blasted by Agna fire beam, was quite cool but very annoying.

Oh I have had this happen before. Hate it.

That agnak blast has killed me before as I walk into an area too

... along with Ians firebreath, Los' flying charge, Blos' Dig attack, Ura rolling meh over as he swaps areas, and jhos softball pitch from hell >_>

Lol kicking a friend red hot partt that was stunned then both of us were fireballed then los did it's poison claw attack while I was trapped in a corner

Rage dead:

I was helping a rank 50 with his urgent when a rank 150 came in and told us "I hope you dont suck, else I am going to leave" at the quest he died twice and blame it all to us, "You are not KOing enough!" "Rank 50 is a noob"

He ran out of potions
after asking him to get out of the fight he told us "I am not a noob, I wont die".


I started typing and I hit by alas claw and got the fireball-while-you-stand kill

"See? you died too, you are high rank noob"

To those people: Please die

Gaaah, same thing happened to meh Lalols, Some guy using a helios mix/metamorph. He couldn't get even 1 stun, 1 STUN & he blamed it on us for "getting in his way". I get more stuns with my Damascus/Anguish P set x.x

Then when he died from the hailstorm move ( & I laughed my ass off of coarse XD ) he blamed us for not saving him with lifepowders...

i found a new one last night

Soloing against barroth, he starts limping and running away to dig himself a hole, so I lance charge after him to get another hit or two in. that was enough to cue a roar, so just after he got underground he burst back out and sent me flying :/