Waaaaaaaaaaaaambulance Tri Ultimate Style

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I need King's Frills but I am getting none, Capture or Kill it doesn't matter. I'm happy to see that the desire censor still works overtime to not give you what you want in this game. :D

My sister got two Deviljho Gems from carving his tail in one hunt...I haven't even gotten one yet...

Getting distracted after capping a Lagi, and not getting any of the rewards as a result.
At least I carved the plate I needed...

Myra the Sark wrote:

My sister got two Deviljho Gems from carving his tail in one hunt...I haven't even gotten one yet...

I needed a gem a few days ago. Got it after a couple of fights. Then the next two Deviljhos I fought gave me two each for a total of four more. :D

Myra the Sark wrote:

Getting distracted after capping a Lagi, and not getting any of the rewards as a result.
At least I carved the plate I needed...

Oh god this happens a lot, hunting with a laptop in front of you is downright dangerous to farming efforts

Ataraxia wrote:

Myra the Sark wrote:

Getting distracted after capping a Lagi, and not getting any of the rewards as a result.
At least I carved the plate I needed...

Oh god this happens a lot, hunting with a laptop in front of you is downright dangerous to farming efforts

I've never been distracted once. I guess since I don't have a laptop, I don't have to worry about that.

Agnaktor's sliding attack. It's like he predicts which way you're going to run to avoid, and then he turns that way.
And that heat beam. Last night I had just used a Mega Potion, and while my hunter was doing that pointless pose, he laser'd me and knocked pretty much all my health out...and then the fireblight was the cause of a faint while the hunter was getting up.

so i do the stupid flooded forest free for all to get captains IOU
i do it like 20 times....get TWO lagi sapphires....and i go to actually make the set
AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!?? I NEED FOUR MORE IOUs REAAAAALLLLYYYY!!!!!

Know what I hate, whiny online bitches.

So I get into this room for Dire Miralis, was just a decent looking room but it had one non-hr8+ in it named Redcock but he wasn't really the issue, the problem was the rooms owner, their hunter name was Valkyrie and their Nintendo Network ID was Valkyriah. So in the quest they don't even talk but after Redcock faints twice and I once due to getting cornered with Snap and Drag attack followed by hit with the tail when I'm gunning using my Alatreon Bow (fully upgraded btw =P), afterwards he outright kicks Redcock then disbands the room and forms it with the title HR80+.

Like seriously? Since when is an HR over the default to even post the request a serious requirement? Oh and he had the room named "Relaxed Hunting" yeah right, get off your high horse you piece of shit arrogant failure. You don't name a room relaxed hunting then go set retarded requirements because people make a mistake.

In the end it doesn't matter to me cause I can solo Dire if I want, just sucks that people online are forever going to be pricks about it.

Clearly getting everything done perfectly is the only way to relax.

i will always and forever despise the double paranox quest

I've gotten two Lagia Sapphires, although I need two plates for the Ivory Lagi armor.
Then I do some comparing and find that plates are easier to get by catching the Ivory Lagi.
Although I still need high-rank normal Lagi horns...

Simple G-rank S.Barioth quest, nothing too outrageo- oh wait, I forgot, this game is the devil.

Literally every little thing that could have gone wrong, went wrong. Wii U Pro controller goes through a fit of input lag right as I need to block, I got chain rammed by two rhenoplos JUST as I'd tripped the damn thing, etc etc. Ended up I used every potion and had to abandon after the second cart.

S. Barioth quests are never simple. Especially when gunning. Those tornadoes always sneak up on me and set me up to be combo'd by s. bari.

Those sneaky sand tornadoes...

I wanted to make the Ceadeus SnS and saw that I needed 7 crooked horns to make it. That's okay I'll use my shiny new HBG set I just made. On the seventh run I got in a ton of damage on it's long swim into area 3 and the first shot in its lair killed it without breaking its horn! So no crooked horn on that run for me. Fortunately on the next run I carved two. I was upset the first time so it's kind of a waaambulance post even though it worked out in the end.

Whenever I see I need a Crooked Horn, I just completely blow off whatever that item was lol.

A Drunk Ninja wrote:

Those sneaky sand tornadoes...

I wanted to make the Ceadeus SnS and saw that I needed 7 crooked horns to make it. That's okay I'll use my shiny new HBG set I just made. On the seventh run I got in a ton of damage on it's long swim into area 3 and the first shot in its lair killed it without breaking its horn! So no crooked horn on that run for me. Fortunately on the next run I carved two. I was upset the first time so it's kind of a waaambulance post even though it worked out in the end.

Those horns... When I needed them, my runs often involved getting the Ceadeus to place 3, and then punching it in the face while both breaking the horn, as well as killing it.

And there were those occasions when I missed the horn, or I didn't attack it enough during the first stage. Then the horn wouldn't come off and it would just annoy me to death. Besides, why can't we just carve it while it's attached to the body after it's dead?

On the whole "Crooked Horn" thing: I had to fight four of the darn things just to get two! I got THREE DEEPDRAGONGEMS AND FOUR ELDERDRAGONBLOODS before I could get the horns!
Now I just have to go hunting for a Lagiacrus Plate...then a second one to upgrade Thunderclap...

The crooked horns are a pain in the ass yea, I use Dual Blades on that quest, and get both, if not one, horns off before he gets to his lair(or at least just damage then until they're pretty much dead, the long one mostly). Then I kill him? Btw, where did he come up with the name for this thread. I have a hunch but I want to make sure I'm not completely wrong.

Oh look!i got a rathalos ruby! -said no one ever

I said that once, when I didn't need one.

laoshanicrus wrote:

Oh look!i got a rathalos ruby! -said no one ever

I got two from one quest once. One being a reward and the other a shiny drop. I get them so often from shiny drops it's not even funny.

laoshanicrus wrote:

Oh look!i got a rathalos ruby! -said no one ever

Last time I recall saying that, it was said casually and received an amused reaction from the older of my two younger brothers, what with how neither of us needed one :l 

I'm really starting to hate people that use the Kelbi Bow for every single quest. I myself use the bow for tough monsters with hard to break parts like Alatreon, but every monster? That is just a little excessive. I even left a room because someone was using the Kelbi Bow. I don't find it fun at all to use such a broken bow on anything less than elder dragons.

I have never really seen a Kelbi Bow in action myself. All I know is they fire some kind of explosive or something.