I HATE the Opulent Hunter. Who else?

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Everytime youre finished getting your equipment, and all your pals are waiting to take off on a quest, you get clotheslined by this chatty ole gal who wants nothing more but to talk you to death and get in your way. To avoid her you have to go all the way down to where the barrel is to make it into the tavern without pause. How annoying is this and why does capcom troll us so hard?!

At this point, every time I talk to a NPC and they say "Someone defeated ala" I just yell, "WHO HASNT!"

Yuki wrote:

Lol the thing is I have read what she has said but it is nothing of value.

how do you know she's just not lonely or something...
she could be walkimg in front of you because she wants attention.. poor lonely girl that never had a friend.. not even a stuffed animal to talk to.. but there you are, some big time hunter she ses all the time.. and she takes her shot to try and talk to you.. just to feel human again...

Why don't you speak with her then?

^ because I have, she's a sweet girl, and we've been going out for several months now XD

what's your excuse yuk'rs XP

She has the entire forge full of people I don't NEED nor I want to know what she has to say.

Yuki wrote:

I don't NEED nor I want to know what she has to say.

Thats how all of the other forge people think about her

what people? theres a chic working who only talks to you to sell you stuff and a guy who Geeks-out about weapons. every one else is either an annoying cat or an old Einstein-reminiscent wyvernian

and thank you Lalo, that was my point.

It's meh wrote:

Well, you can skip the conversation entirely by pressing B (Classic Controller).

You know...your right. But I don't think "just press b". I unfortunately end up skipping 30 pages of yappin by pressing a.

I hate her so much, that I put in my TODO list "F this bitch in the armory!" But I never got around to doing that. "It's in the queue" though...

Do it

^ dunt duu eet

do it and I'll kill you with a spork and a box of apple jacks :P

Ill deep fry you with a side of babies.

... I'll marinate you with c4 at a temperature of "Wholy Mutha F..", grind you into hotdog meat
then serve you at a school cafeteria...
as mashed potatoes XP

Sounds kinky O.o

oouiogh! -almost barfs-

if this was real life, I'd be going like 'only if you want it to be...', 'giggity' or some other joke right about now...

but here, aaah! my eyes! they buuuuuurn....!

I don't believe I will ever unsee what I just saw, excuse me while I go drink some bleach...

Id eat you both
ewww, calm down you two

Whats going on again

What a tasty topic.

Tiffy wrote:

Whats going on again

Derailing a thread you created tiff taff.
Y'know, the usual XP

Otoshimo wrote:

Derailing a thread you created tiff taff.
Y'know, the usual XP

IKR? every single thread she creates gets popular and then somehow you two fight and I dont know how some roasted babies get involved and them someone complains about how you are spamming like crazy and then I come to make a random coment and then... ok sorry ._.

XD actually, i think this all started cuz of the babies thing. its fun having a rival tho, gott say XP
But you left one detail out..

you usually try getting involved, & something painful happens to you. EVERYTIME

yeah, seems like you two have a good time making me suffer.

and the rivalry thing... thats what I was talking about when you went "eww"
I know why you have that rivalry and I got to say it is kind of cute :3

<-- this guy, this guy right here. he's REAAAAALLY frigging slow. yet I heard that "Acid-word" cu--cooough!-te, so explain to meh...

what iz thiz "eww" factor zou speakz off?

when I did my first post of "you look cute fighting" Im guessing tiffy thought I was implying you two like each other

Oh yeah... we shouldnt be posting this here ._.

-Roadhouse kicks Lalos ribs-

This' why you never assume anything, you make an ass out of you & me >_>